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Connection to host broken (last commands sent were: "EHLO HOUSE.wildblue.com", "HELO HOUSE.wildblue.com")
Huh, "Hello, house"?
Submitted by forgetmenot

I'm looking for JSDRegGetFileSpec eStartPageSpec—if anyone has any experience with that, let me know.
Submitted by forgetmenot

This is an annoying (and somewhat repetitive) error from when the computer tried to do its automatic e-Mail checking when I wasn't connected to the Internet.
Submitted by doggitydogs

$Unable to open file C:\Documents and Settings\--- ----\Desktop\pi.txt Out of memory. [Bummer]$
What do I do if I don't care?
Submitted by doggitydogs

Huh?
Submitted by doggitydogs

[multiple errors] Cannot find the specified file. Make sure the path and filename are correct.
One more of these appears every time I click OK. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh[10 years later]hhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Submitted by doggitydogs

[in e-Mail] [random errors]
$@*&%!^ e-mail.
Submitted by doggitydogs

[background] Crash Detected [OK] [foreground] WinZip Self-Extractor - --------------------- [Setup] [Cancel] [About]
I had to snap and adjust this as a photo, as the computer completely locked down on this one. And I think it was because even it didn't know what it wanted.
Submitted by doggitydogs
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$Microsoft Windows XP [Version 5.1.2600] <C> Copyright 1985-2001 Microsoft Corp. C:\Documents and Settings\--- ----\> net send ------ Sending files is no longer supported. More help is available by typing NET HELPMSG 3777. C:\Documents and Settings\--- ----> NET hELPMSG 3777 Sending files is no longer supported. C:\Documents and Settings\--- ----> _$
At first I wasn't sure whether to file this under Windows errors or Other errors, but, if you run the JavaScript...
if ("CMD.exe" == "Windows") { alert("CMD.exe == Windows"); } else { alert("CMD.exe != Windows"); }... you get this...

...so, yay! Our first non-Windows error!
Submitted by doggitydogs

$Microsoft Windows XP [Version 5.1.2600] <C> Copyright 1985-2001 Microsoft Corp. C:\Documents and settings\--- ----> Your computer is seriously screwed up. Please wait while the DOS prompt reloads in compatibility mode. We apologize for any inconvenience that may be caused by this unpredictable sequence of fascination error messages that not ever DOS could legitimately cause. Thus, we are suspicious of your previous activities in the DOS prompt. We are searching all FBI records for your login name, "--- ----". C:\DOCUME~1\------~1>_$
Okay, so this one's Photoshopped, but it's still pretty neat...
Submitted by doggitydogs
~ And to all a good [cannot divide by zero]

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