Internet errors

From Myspace:
"You can insert DHTML in any field....Javascript is not allowed."
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Maybe this one is... uh ... Dreamweavered? but it's neat.
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Wikipedia has a problem Sorry! this site is experiencing technical difficulties. Try waiting a few minutes and reloading. (Can't contact the database server: Unknown error)
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Fun server errors:
I Can Has Cheezburger¹*** Rate My Kitten¹** E.T.S.V. Scintilla¹* Broken Windows¹*
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* A 404 error page.
** May seem like a 404 error page, but is actually used to hide directories used for storage.
*** A 500 error page.

Once, I had programmed a script so that it would add 11 hours to the current 12-hour time and print it on screen. However, if that equaled 12:00 AM, instead of 12:00, it would print midnight, and if that equaled 12:00 PM, it would print noon.
Well, at 1:00 PM, I tested it, and it printed... 12:0?
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NEW
We do not offer hotels in "coeur d'alene, ID". However, we do in or near the cities listed below. Please select a city from the list below, search again, or view our hotel list to continue. (so-called list) Coeur d'Alene, ID
La Quinta really ought to have better capitalization handling...
Submitted by themalozoo - Welcome back, TML!
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~ And to all a good [cannot divide by zero]

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